It’s almost a national pastime
Laugh as Vice President Joe Biden (‘Plugs’ to his detractors) forgets the ‘website number’ of the site dedicated to tracking the Democrat Stimulus Legislation spending.
I don’t know if Revoltin’ Joe Biden can’t count or can’t spell…
It doesn’t really matter, really. He looks like a buffoon no matter what he says or does!
Anyone can make a flub, but Biden does make flubbing up a habit! And gee, do you think of Sarah Palin made the same gaffe, the media would just overlook it, or would it become late-night tv fodder for a week?
WABC’s Curtis Sliwa Investigates…
Well, Revoltin’ Joe Biden was up to his usual antics at the big vice Presedential Debate.
To help drive home the fact that he believes himself to be an average guy, he pointed out that he hangs out at his local Home Depot, talks to working class folks about how rough they have it at a restaurant called Katie’s, and stops his friend Joey Danko at a local gas station to ask him how much it costs to fill his gas tank. Biden notes that the hapless Danko is evidently baffled by the very concept!
While watching the debate, I thought this working class jive that Biden was preaching just didn’t pass the smell test. Well, I was listening to the Curtis Sliwa Show on WABC radio this morning (via the miracle of the internet) and was pleased to learn that Curtis had caught the same oddities in Biden’s rap and investigated the allegations.
Curtis found out that (Clip 1) the folks at the Home Depot in Wilmington, Delaware had never seen Joe Biden in the store, (Clip 2) that Katie’s restaurant has been closed for 15 years and Biden couldn’t have discussed the recent economy with the patrons, and (Clip 3) Joey Danko sticks to his story, but insists he would never lie ‘against’ Joe Biden, which avoids the possibility that he would consider lying ‘for’ Joe Biden, I suppose.
1 2 3 Loading...Stay classy, Joey Danko!
Dick Morris proclaims a Sarah Palin victory, and her to be a ‘Superstah!’
Bill Clinton’s magic pollster and adviser, and notorious sucker of prostitute’s toes, has been a Fox NEws analyst for quite a while. The movers and shakers at Fox called him in to share his wisdom
The author of Condi vs Hillary may not be very prescient in that case, but her didn’t disappoint last night – he called this debate perfectly, noting Governor Palin’s strong showing in the debate and proclaimed her the winner.
But he really knocked it out of the park when the slow witted Alan Colmes tried to rely on some oddly disjointed talking points. Morris called him on it, and Colmes didn’t know what to say.
Joe Biden plays fast and loose with the truth…
Joe Biden’s greatest talent may be that he can lie with apparent easy and authority. While democrats and liberals have no problem with this (the facts are not terribly useful for them, after all), the rest of us may be put off by the fruits of Biden’s fantasy.
The McCain campaign released this handy list of Joe Biden’s untruths late last evening.
1. TAX VOTE: Biden said McCain voted “the exact same way” as Obama to increase taxes on Americans earning just $42,000, but McCain DID NOT VOTE THAT WAY.
2. AHMEDINIJAD MEETING: Joe Biden lied when he said that Barack Obama never said that he would sit down unconditionally with Mahmoud Ahmedinijad of Iran. Barack Obama did say specifically, and Joe Biden attacked him for it.
3. OFFSHORE OIL DRILLING: Biden said, “Drill we must.” But Biden has opposed offshore drilling and even compared offshore drilling to “raping” the Outer Continental Shelf.”
4. TROOP FUNDING: Joe Biden lied when he indicated that John McCain and Barack Obama voted the same way against funding the troops in the field. John McCain opposed a bill that included a timeline, that the President of the United States had already said he would veto regardless of it’s passage.
5. OPPOSING CLEAN COAL: Biden says he’s always been for clean coal, but he just told a voter that he is against clean coal and any new coal plants in America and has a record of voting against clean coal and coal in the U.S. Senate.
6. ALERNATIVE ENERGY VOTES: According to FactCheck.org, Biden is exaggerating and overstating John McCain’s record voting for alternative energy when he says he voted against it 23 times.
7. HEALTH INSURANCE: Biden falsely said McCain will raise taxes on people’s health insurance coverage — they get a tax credit to offset any tax hike. Independent fact checkers have confirmed this attack is false
8. OIL TAXES: Biden falsely said Palin supported a windfall profits tax in Alaska — she reformed the state tax and revenue system, it’s not a windfall profits tax.
9. AFGHANISTAN / GEN. MCKIERNAN COMMENTS: Biden said that top military commander in Iraq said the principles of the surge could not be applied to Afghanistan, but the commander of NATO’s International Security Assistance Force Gen. David D. McKiernan said that there were principles of the surge strategy, including working with tribes, that could be applied in Afghanistan.
10. REGULATION: Biden falsely said McCain weakened regulation — he actually called for more regulation on Fannie and Freddie.
11. IRAQ: When Joe Biden lied when he said that John McCain was “dead wrong on Iraq”, because Joe Biden shared the same vote to authorize the war and differed on the surge strategy where they John McCain has been proven right.
12. TAX INCREASES: Biden said Americans earning less than $250,000 wouldn’t see higher taxes, but the Obama-Biden tax plan would raise taxes on individuals making $200,000 or more.
13. BAILOUT: Biden said the economic rescue legislation matches the four principles that Obama laid out, but in reality it doesn’t meet two of the four principles that Obama outlined on Sept. 19, which were that it include an emergency economic stimulus package, and that it be part of “part of a globally coordinated effort with our partners in the G-20.”
14. REAGAN TAX RATES: Biden is wrong in saying that under Obama, Americans won’t pay any more in taxes then they did under Reagan.
So much for Joe Biden, if that is his real name.
Calm, Cool, Collected, Charming, Classy….
Conqueror!
Congratulations, Governor Palin. Some of our fellow conservatives got wobbly, but I kept the faith!
Joe Biden never disappoints
At a campaign event, Revoltin’ Joe tells Chuck Graham, a wheelchair bound politician, to stand up and take a bow. He then realizes what a jackass he is.
Of course, we have known he is a jackass for decades.
Barry thinks Biden is running for President, and Biden reveals Barry’s secret superhero identity!
Well, it didn’t take the Democrat Dynamic Duo long to screw up.
In their first joint-appearance after Barack Obama’s 3:00 AM text message (take THAT, Hillary!), it was The Ted Mack Amateur Hour for the Democrat Braintrust.
First, Barry was so excited that he evidently almost wet his pants, introducing Senator Joe Biden as “the next president…..the next vice president of the United States.” Well, Barry has a lot on his mind and its a natural mistake, I suppose. Yep, that Agent of C.H.A.N.G.E. thought that Biden was on top of the ticket! It’s one thing to talk about much needed change and then actually pick a guy who has been in DC longer than McCain.
I suppose being a liberal democrat means never having to make sense. But we already knew that.
Not to be outdone, Senator Biden referenced Barry, but in doing so announced him as “Barack America.” Well, now we know who that masked superhero Barack America really is! Evildoers will have a field day! I hear he has a cape and a cool shield!
And I hear Barack America is one clean dude, too! “That’s a storybook, man!”
Funny how the Agent of C.H.A.N.G.E. decides to run with a 35-year Washington insider
I’m very pleased that Barry picked the naturally obnoxious gaffe machine, Joe Biden! I’m not joking!!!!!
Here’s a hint, Joe. When you go to Hair Club for Men to get some plugs, at least have it be about the same amount of hair you had back in your ‘hair’ days.
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