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What does Harry Reid Think About Rocket Fuel?

January 11th, 2010 4 comments

Billy Dee Williams, Watch Out!

So when the party starts bouncin’ and the ladies start bumpin’, tighten up your flow with Rocket Fuel!  Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor – DAMN!

Obama Prejudges KSM Case

November 19th, 2009 No comments

Now he says it, now he doesn’t!

Barack Obama’s shills went around telling anyone that would listen that he was a supremely cerebral man, and in fact an accomplished law school professor.  Well, like many things about old Barry, when you actually check his resume you discover that his giddy white liberal advocates overstated things, again!  Turns out he was never a full professor, and not even an assistant or adjunct professor, but rather a lecturer.

But evidently he doesn’t know much about the law, and the presumption of innocence in particular, when he casually announces that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed will be convicted and executed, but later realizes that his comments could be seen as swaying the potential jury pool and jeopardizing the US Government’s criminal case against KSM.

Obama: “I don’t think it will be offensive at all when he’s convicted and when the death penalty is applied to him.”

Obama: “Look — what I said was people will not be offended IF that’s the outcome. I’m not pre-judging, I’m not going to be in that courtroom, that’s the job of prosecutors, the judge and the jury.”

Like so much in Barry’s life, his excuse doesn’t hold water.  Clearly, he didn’t say ‘if,’ but when.  Now the white liberal peanut gallery has to go out and plausibly explain how their fearless leader didn’t say what he clearly said.

Obama Stumbles & Stammers

November 17th, 2009 No comments

Barry sure isn’t quick on his feet

QUESTION: And to President Obama, you are a proponent of a nuclear-free world, and you’ve stated, first of all, you would like to visit Hiroshima and Nagasaki while in office. Do you have this desire? And what is your understanding of the historical meaning of the A-bombing in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Do you think that it was the right decision?

Enjoy the answer!

Obama Vows Greater Inefficiencies In Health Care

July 21st, 2009 4 comments

The Truth Slips Out

That eloquent leader, Barry Obama, stumbles through another sentence.  This time, he vows that his proposed healthcare ambitions will bring greater inefficiencies.  What a man!

Obama Loses His Place On Teleprompter

April 4th, 2009 4 comments

Mr. Smarty Pants lets his legions of sycophants down

That look on his face when he is clueless is priceless!  Get used to it, folks!

Barack Obama can’t seem to find the door

January 30th, 2009 No comments

It must be here somewhere…

Poor Barry!  First the stimulus package he put a lot of effort behind passed, but with no bipartisan support. Every GOPer who voted cast a “Nay” vote, and they were joined by 11 Democrats, who broke from party ranks.  Indeed, support for this bill was strictly partisan on the Dem side, while those negative on the bill were a bipartisan crowd.

Second, he is evidently getting familiar with his new home, as he can’t seem to distinguish between a window and the door.  Not a big deal, really – but it would help if he were able to laugh this stuff off.  So far, he doesn’t seem to have much of a sense of humor about himself, which is not a good quality in anyone.

The real story is that the mainstream media hasn’t made a big deal about this story, or made the video available.  Of course had it been a GOPer, the video would have been viewed over and over.  They are so transparent and simple minded.

Joe Biden and those three letter words…

October 16th, 2008 4 comments

I don’t know if Revoltin’ Joe Biden can’t count or can’t spell…

It doesn’t really matter, really.  He looks like a buffoon no matter what he says or does!

Anyone can make a flub, but Biden does make flubbing up a habit!  And gee, do you think of Sarah Palin made the same gaffe, the media would just overlook it, or would it become late-night tv fodder for a week?

Joe Biden – The Gaffe Machine in Top Form

September 9th, 2008 4 comments

Joe Biden never disappoints

At a campaign event, Revoltin’ Joe tells Chuck Graham, a wheelchair bound politician, to stand up and take a bow.  He then realizes what a jackass he is.

Of course, we have known he is a jackass for decades.

What has Obama learned?

September 7th, 2008 No comments

The Gaffe Machine keeps on keeping on!

Barry Obama is prone to making some strange statements, and for an ‘eloquent’ guy he sure gets confused pretty easily!  Well here’s the latest chapter: at a rally in Terre Haute, Indiana, it appears that the Golden Child belivies himself to already be president!

You know, it’s gotta be about time that his most dedicated acolytes start considering that they may have backed the wrong horse in this race.

And The Gaffes Start Early….

August 23rd, 2008 5 comments

Barry thinks Biden is running for President, and Biden reveals Barry’s secret superhero identity!

Well, it didn’t take the Democrat Dynamic Duo long to screw up.

In their first joint-appearance after Barack Obama’s 3:00 AM text message (take THAT, Hillary!), it was The Ted Mack Amateur Hour for the Democrat Braintrust.

First, Barry was so excited that he evidently almost wet his pants, introducing Senator Joe Biden as “the next president…..the next vice president of the United States.”  Well, Barry has a lot on his mind and its a natural mistake, I suppose.  Yep, that Agent of C.H.A.N.G.E. thought that Biden was on top of the ticket!  It’s one thing to talk about much needed change and then actually pick a guy who has been in DC longer than McCain.

I suppose being a liberal democrat means never having to make sense.  But we already knew that.

Not to be outdone, Senator Biden referenced Barry, but in doing so announced him as “Barack America.”  Well, now we know who that masked superhero Barack America really is!  Evildoers will have a field day!  I hear he has a cape and a cool shield!

And I hear Barack America is one clean dude, too!  “That’s a storybook, man!”