The Silver State Chronicles

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‘King Kong’ Christie berates President Obama, challenging him to actually do his job! Marvelous!

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You’re so super hip, you make love a trip!

On the eve of the eve of the State of the Union Address tonight (to be given by Barack Obama, star of The Barack Obama Show) I’m reminded of one of my favorite films, The Love God?, starring one of my favorite funny men, Don Knotts.

Don’t make the connection?  Well, The Love God? was made in 1969 as a Don Knotts vehicle.  Don plays Abner Audubon Peacock, the publisher of a fading bird-watcher’s magazine named Peacock Magazine which a sleazy promoter named Osborn Tremaine (played by Edmond O’Brien) converts into a hip nudie magazine.  This catapults the new Peacock Magazine into a national phenomenon, so they need the publisher (Knotts) to play their Hugh Hefner character in order to give the franchise a personality.

The only problem is that Mr Peacock is in reality an awkward, square character, not suited to the free love scene of the late 1960s and early 1970s.  No problem, really: threw shrewd media manipulation they manage to convince the American public that the awkward, shy, and unglamorous Abner Peacock.  And from there forward, the sky is the limit!

Remind you of anyone we know?

In my favorite scene from the film, Abner (now the free love icon of the era) is honored by fawning, gullible elites, who are too dim to realize that their ‘Mr Peacock’ is a figment of their imaginations.  The showstopper features the beautiful Darlene Love with The Blossoms on backup vocals, the keen musical sound of Orange Colored Sky, a half dozen leggy showgirls, and a dancing Don Kotts.  In other words, there’s no way this musical number can be improved upon!

Enjoy!

PS: Yes, I know all the lyrics to this song, and have known them for over 20 years.  But I suspect you had guessed that.

PPS: Special thanks to my friend Donna Marie Majoros Oswald for creating the idea, which was that spark that inspired me to write this post.  Thank you!

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Somewhere, Harry Reid Smiles…

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Scott Brown Wins In Massachusetts

Congrats to Scott Brown!  Freedom loving peoples everywhere are dancing in the streets! Barry and friends, not so much!

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Billy Dee Williams, Watch Out!

So when the party starts bouncin’ and the ladies start bumpin’, tighten up your flow with Rocket Fuel!  Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor – DAMN!

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Bad Timing over at Golf Digest

Take a peek at the cover of the January issue of Golf Digest.

Analysis over at ABC News…

Golf Digest Asks — What Can President Obama Learn from Tiger Woods?
by Jordyn Phelps

President Obama may have a thing or two to learn from Tiger Woods’ golf game, according to an upcoming article in the January edition of Golf Digest.

But In light of the recent controversy surrounding Tiger Woods’ car crash, there are likely more ways in which the President may wish to distinguish himself from the golf star.

The article lists ten things that the President could learn from the ultra-successful golf star in improving his performance as president, and vice versa, from the perspective of several prominent writers and players.

The magazine cover is a photoshopped image of Tiger Woods in a caddy’s outfit posed behind President Obama as he judges a putt.

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One of the major lessons that President Obama could learn from Woods is his ability to quickly recover under pressure after a bad hole or two under pressure, writes prominent golf star Arnold Palmer.

“Woods is a good role model — not because he would make a good president (he wouldn’t and neither would Phil Mickelson or anyone else who has spent his working life traveling between driving ranges on private jets), but because he is such a complete master of his talents and ambitions, and because he has always been able to pull himself together after setbacks that would have ruined the rounds, or even the careers, of lesser players,” Palmer says.

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Now he says it, now he doesn’t!

Barack Obama’s shills went around telling anyone that would listen that he was a supremely cerebral man, and in fact an accomplished law school professor.  Well, like many things about old Barry, when you actually check his resume you discover that his giddy white liberal advocates overstated things, again!  Turns out he was never a full professor, and not even an assistant or adjunct professor, but rather a lecturer.

But evidently he doesn’t know much about the law, and the presumption of innocence in particular, when he casually announces that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed will be convicted and executed, but later realizes that his comments could be seen as swaying the potential jury pool and jeopardizing the US Government’s criminal case against KSM.

Obama: “I don’t think it will be offensive at all when he’s convicted and when the death penalty is applied to him.”

Obama: “Look — what I said was people will not be offended IF that’s the outcome. I’m not pre-judging, I’m not going to be in that courtroom, that’s the job of prosecutors, the judge and the jury.”

Like so much in Barry’s life, his excuse doesn’t hold water.  Clearly, he didn’t say ‘if,’ but when.  Now the white liberal peanut gallery has to go out and plausibly explain how their fearless leader didn’t say what he clearly said.

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Barry sure isn’t quick on his feet

QUESTION: And to President Obama, you are a proponent of a nuclear-free world, and you’ve stated, first of all, you would like to visit Hiroshima and Nagasaki while in office. Do you have this desire? And what is your understanding of the historical meaning of the A-bombing in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Do you think that it was the right decision?

Enjoy the answer!

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Liberals are simply ridiculous people

As if liberal elite sycophants can’t make themselves appear more absurd, along comes CNN, performing a pointed fact check of a Saturday Night Live skit that spoofed President Obama.

You can’t make this up.

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Obama fails.

Well, Barry went to bat for his hometown of Chicago and for the USA, so they might hope to host the 2016 Olympics.  Barry stuck his neck out, and he is the worse for wear for it.

CNN was all ready to report an Obama triumph, but the IOC had other plans.  After a passionate plea to the IOC, the votes were tallies and Chicago came in dead last, eliminated in the first round of selection.

The announcer is particularly funny, repeating “Chicago is Out?” Yes, Mr Newsman – Chicago is out.  Period.

Honestly, i don’t know why Barry and friends should be so surprised.  President Obama has been running around for months telling people how the USA is rotten.  In that context, is it surprising that the IOC wouldn’t want a sucky nation like ths USA to host the Olympics?

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