The Silver State Chronicles

Bad Timing over at Golf Digest

Take a peek at the cover of the January issue of Golf Digest.

Analysis over at ABC News…

Golf Digest Asks — What Can President Obama Learn from Tiger Woods?
by Jordyn Phelps

President Obama may have a thing or two to learn from Tiger Woods’ golf game, according to an upcoming article in the January edition of Golf Digest.

But In light of the recent controversy surrounding Tiger Woods’ car crash, there are likely more ways in which the President may wish to distinguish himself from the golf star.

The article lists ten things that the President could learn from the ultra-successful golf star in improving his performance as president, and vice versa, from the perspective of several prominent writers and players.

The magazine cover is a photoshopped image of Tiger Woods in a caddy’s outfit posed behind President Obama as he judges a putt.

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One of the major lessons that President Obama could learn from Woods is his ability to quickly recover under pressure after a bad hole or two under pressure, writes prominent golf star Arnold Palmer.

“Woods is a good role model — not because he would make a good president (he wouldn’t and neither would Phil Mickelson or anyone else who has spent his working life traveling between driving ranges on private jets), but because he is such a complete master of his talents and ambitions, and because he has always been able to pull himself together after setbacks that would have ruined the rounds, or even the careers, of lesser players,” Palmer says.

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Beware a Bride Brandishing a Five Iron

This neat animation from The Far East includes speculation about Tiger’s bride slapping him silly while thinking about the alleged other woman, and chasing his SUV down the road at 2:30 AM with golf club in hand and smashing his car’s rear window in a fiery rage.

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They sure can pick them, huh?

Today’s big news is that Pretty Boy John Edwards finally owned up to cheating on his cancer ridden wife.  Most amusing was that in his clearly carefully prepared statement, he notes (in his defense?) that his fling started while his wife’s cancer was in remission, and he is deliberate when he says he doesn’t own up to being the father of his girlfriend’s child.

We will see, Johnny Boy, we will see.

To guys married to liberal women: cheat on them.  They stuck by Bill Clinton as he embarrassed his wife, daughter, and cabinet. Liberal women stick by creeps like Eliott Spitzer.  If you don’t cheat on them, you’re a fool: they have no dignity anyway.

Why respect a woman who doesn’t respect herself?  Go out and bang all the floozies you can – your wives won’t complain as long as ‘the economy is good.’

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