The Silver State Chronicles

Come on, Space Monsters!  Bring it on!

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Now he says it, now he doesn’t!

Barack Obama’s shills went around telling anyone that would listen that he was a supremely cerebral man, and in fact an accomplished law school professor.  Well, like many things about old Barry, when you actually check his resume you discover that his giddy white liberal advocates overstated things, again!  Turns out he was never a full professor, and not even an assistant or adjunct professor, but rather a lecturer.

But evidently he doesn’t know much about the law, and the presumption of innocence in particular, when he casually announces that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed will be convicted and executed, but later realizes that his comments could be seen as swaying the potential jury pool and jeopardizing the US Government’s criminal case against KSM.

Obama: “I don’t think it will be offensive at all when he’s convicted and when the death penalty is applied to him.”

Obama: “Look — what I said was people will not be offended IF that’s the outcome. I’m not pre-judging, I’m not going to be in that courtroom, that’s the job of prosecutors, the judge and the jury.”

Like so much in Barry’s life, his excuse doesn’t hold water.  Clearly, he didn’t say ‘if,’ but when.  Now the white liberal peanut gallery has to go out and plausibly explain how their fearless leader didn’t say what he clearly said.

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Barry sure isn’t quick on his feet

QUESTION: And to President Obama, you are a proponent of a nuclear-free world, and you’ve stated, first of all, you would like to visit Hiroshima and Nagasaki while in office. Do you have this desire? And what is your understanding of the historical meaning of the A-bombing in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Do you think that it was the right decision?

Enjoy the answer!

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It’s already my favorite TV show

So what happens when 19-year-old Jonathan Vargas wins $35 million in the Powerball Lottery?  Well, first he evidently hired a talented psychic to peek into my rich fantasy world, and drew inspiration for his vision for 21st century womens pro wrestling, Wrestlicious.

Well, to be more fair, clearly he also drew inspiration from the 1980s syndicated tv show, GLOW, The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. This is evident from the set design, the comedy skits, the individual lady wrestler raps, and the campy characterizations.

Word is Vargas is financing this all himself – a very foolish thing for him to do.  It would probably be better to front some initial cash, create a slick presentation and get some  business loans and line up some investors (particularly a cable tv channel, if he could swing it).

Instead, he appears to be what is commonly called in wrestling circles as a ‘Money Mark.’  That is, a fan with a bankroll who falls prey to some fast-talking wrestlers, and finances a dead-end promotion that lines the wrestler’s pockets and it just goes nowhere.  The fact that he has evidently been talked into an on-screen role is evidence that he may be quite gullible, indeed.

A bad signis that one of his main wrestlers, Lacey Von Erich, has already signed with TNA, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, so she won’t be a regular on Wrestlicious if it ever does see the light on day.

Word is that Wrestlicious has been in development for quite a while, with a few false starts and quite a few delays.  Though they have threatened several release dates, none of them have panned out. I wish them luck – I’d certainly watch the show.  But in the end, I think nothing will ever wind up on tv, and Vargas will be short $35 million when this is all said and done.

As a final thought, I admit like all the Wrestlicious talent, but I invite readers to take a wild stab at which one of them featured in the musical part of this promotional video is my kinda’ girl!  Besides Leyla Milani, or course (I can’t make it too easy, can I).

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Today always reminds me of this

On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife.

Deep down, he knew she was right. But he also knew that someday, he would return to her.

With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his friend, Oscar Madison. Several years earlier, Madison’s wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return.

Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?

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To Be The Man, You Have To Beat The Man

Our friends at the North Carolina Education Lottery have created a great new $5 Lottery Card…

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Saluting Our Heroes!

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Peanuts Rule!

It appears that our friends in the Land of the Rising Sun decided to make a brief musical video of one of my wildest fantasies.  I am forever grateful!  Oh mama!

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