The Silver State Chronicles

Ken Patera versus “Judo” Joe Black

Some of the worst ’selling’ I have ever seen, courtesy of up-and-comer ‘Judo’ Joe Black.

More Draculetta

I found this extended video for the stalled Wrestlicious project, featuring extended promos on the lady wrestlers.  More Draculetta!  Like I said before, this is already my favorite tv show, and it hasn’t even aired!  

As much as I love Draculetta, an honorable mention must go to White Magic too, as those that know me know that I am irresistibly drawn to pretty, young, well built, crazy women.

Bad Timing over at Golf Digest

Take a peek at the cover of the January issue of Golf Digest.

Analysis over at ABC News…

Golf Digest Asks — What Can President Obama Learn from Tiger Woods?
by Jordyn Phelps

President Obama may have a thing or two to learn from Tiger Woods’ golf game, according to an upcoming article in the January edition of Golf Digest.

But In light of the recent controversy surrounding Tiger Woods’ car crash, there are likely more ways in which the President may wish to distinguish himself from the golf star.

The article lists ten things that the President could learn from the ultra-successful golf star in improving his performance as president, and vice versa, from the perspective of several prominent writers and players.

The magazine cover is a photoshopped image of Tiger Woods in a caddy’s outfit posed behind President Obama as he judges a putt.

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One of the major lessons that President Obama could learn from Woods is his ability to quickly recover under pressure after a bad hole or two under pressure, writes prominent golf star Arnold Palmer.

“Woods is a good role model — not because he would make a good president (he wouldn’t and neither would Phil Mickelson or anyone else who has spent his working life traveling between driving ranges on private jets), but because he is such a complete master of his talents and ambitions, and because he has always been able to pull himself together after setbacks that would have ruined the rounds, or even the careers, of lesser players,” Palmer says.

Beware a Bride Brandishing a Five Iron

This neat animation from The Far East includes speculation about Tiger’s bride slapping him silly while thinking about the alleged other woman, and chasing his SUV down the road at 2:30 AM with golf club in hand and smashing his car’s rear window in a fiery rage.

Rock Candy Baby, You’re Mine!

Come on, Space Monsters!  Bring it on!

Now he says it, now he doesn’t!

Barack Obama’s shills went around telling anyone that would listen that he was a supremely cerebral man, and in fact an accomplished law school professor.  Well, like many things about old Barry, when you actually check his resume you discover that his giddy white liberal advocates overstated things, again!  Turns out he was never a full professor, and not even an assistant or adjunct professor, but rather a lecturer.

But evidently he doesn’t know much about the law, and the presumption of innocence in particular, when he casually announces that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed will be convicted and executed, but later realizes that his comments could be seen as swaying the potential jury pool and jeopardizing the US Government’s criminal case against KSM.

Obama: “I don’t think it will be offensive at all when he’s convicted and when the death penalty is applied to him.”

Obama: “Look — what I said was people will not be offended IF that’s the outcome. I’m not pre-judging, I’m not going to be in that courtroom, that’s the job of prosecutors, the judge and the jury.”

Like so much in Barry’s life, his excuse doesn’t hold water.  Clearly, he didn’t say ‘if,’ but when.  Now the white liberal peanut gallery has to go out and plausibly explain how their fearless leader didn’t say what he clearly said.

Barry sure isn’t quick on his feet

QUESTION: And to President Obama, you are a proponent of a nuclear-free world, and you’ve stated, first of all, you would like to visit Hiroshima and Nagasaki while in office. Do you have this desire? And what is your understanding of the historical meaning of the A-bombing in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Do you think that it was the right decision?

Enjoy the answer!