Swingin’ The Alphabet

October 23rd, 2009 No comments

Curly’s a dope!

Stooges as Scholars Swingin The Alphabet

Moe, Larry and Curly are gas station attendants who blow up an automobile with three foreign professors going to Mildew’s Girl College. The Stooges change into the professors’ clothes and impersonate them at the school. In class, the Stooges teach the girls how to “Swing the Alphabet,” and follow up by teaching Mrs. Catsby how to play basketball, Stooge-style!

Swingin’ The Alphabet is from Violent is the Word for Curly, and proves that the Three Stooges can teach beautiful women anything.

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MSNBC’s Case of Mistaken Identity

October 23rd, 2009 4 comments

I suppose all black men look alike to MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer

MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer mistakenly refers to Rev  Jesse Jackson as the Rev. Al Sharpton.

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MN Man guilty of DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

October 22nd, 2009 2 comments

Don’t Drink And Drive

Who doesn’t dream of cruising through life in a tricked up La-Z-Boy? Read more at The Duluth News Tribune

LaZBoyCruiser MN Man guilty of DWI in motorized La Z Boy

La-Z-Boy crash leads to DWI in Proctor

A Proctor man driving a motorized La-Z-Boy lounge chair hit a parked vehicle while under the influence of alcohol.

Dennis LeRoy Anderson, 62, pleaded guilty Monday in St. Louis County District Court to DWI in connection with the Aug. 31, 2008, incident in Proctor. There were no injuries.

According to the criminal complaint, Anderson drove his motorized chair into a vehicle parked near a Proctor bar. Anderson told police he was traveling from the Keyboard Lounge after consuming approximately eight or nine beers. His blood-alcohol content was measured at 0.29 percent, more than three times the legal limit to drive.

Anderson claimed he was driving the chair fine until a woman jumped on it and knocked the chair off course. He has one prior DWI conviction. He couldn’t be reached for comment Wednesday.

Proctor Deputy Police Chief Troy Foucault said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower with a Briggs & Stratton engine. It has a stereo, cup holders and other custom options, including different power levels.

A National Hot Rod Racing Association sticker is posted on the chair’s head rest. The chair had a small steering wheel, about a third of the size of a golf cart’s, coming straight up from the middle of the La-Z-Boy.

Proctor City Prosecutor Ronald Envall said he charged Anderson under the portion of Minnesota law that makes it a crime to operate a self-propelled motor vehicle while impaired by alcohol or drugs. He declined further comment.

Anderson had to forfeit his motorized chair to Proctor police, who plan to auction it with other forfeited items, Foucault said.

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Dusty Rhodes Tells Of Hard Times

October 17th, 2009 2 comments

This promo changed my life, baybah!

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Bo Snerdley Addresses The Hood

October 16th, 2009 No comments

Laying The Smack Down

El Rushbo Bo Snerdley Addresses The Hood

Bo Snerdley, Rush Limbaugh’s Official Obama Criticizer (Certified Black Enough To Criticize Barack Obama), speaks to the black community about Rush’s recent problems with The NFL.

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RIP Captain Lou Albano

October 14th, 2009 6 comments

Farewell To The Captain

Captain Lou Albano

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RIP 1933-2009

LordsofPain.com just reported that WWE Hall of Famer Captain Lou Albano (Louis Vincent Albano) has passed away. He was 76 years old.

Captain Lou enjoyed a 40+ year career in the pro wrestling business as a wrestler and manager. He was a one-on-a-kind personality and a longtime favorite of wrestling fans.

The “manager of champions” guided 15 different tag teams and 4 singles competitors to championship gold. Fans may remember that his association with Cyndi Lauper helped usher in The Rock & Wrestling Connection, which helped mainstream pro wrestling and helped lead to the first Wrestlemania.

I’d like to extend my deepest sympathy to the family and friends of Captain Lou Albano. He shall be missed.

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CNN Fact Checks SNL Obama Skit

October 6th, 2009 4 comments

Liberals are simply ridiculous people

As if liberal elite sycophants can’t make themselves appear more absurd, along comes CNN, performing a pointed fact check of a Saturday Night Live skit that spoofed President Obama.

You can’t make this up.

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I’ve seen the future, and it’s Fine

October 5th, 2009 No comments

Happy Birthday, Larry Fine!

Today would have been the 107th birthday to one of the alltime great movie funnymen, Larry Fine (Louis Feinberg) of The Three Stooges.

Larry Fine of The Three Stooges Ive seen the future, and its Fine

Thanks for all the laughter, Larry! You shall live forever in the hearts of your fans!

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