Klingon Attacks Rise Sharply
Amazing, but true!
The Denver Post reports…
Colorado Springs robber armed with Klingon sword hits 2 stores
By Kieran Nicholson
A man wielding a “Star Trek Klingon type sword” robbed two Colorado Springs convenience stores early this morning, police said.
The first armed robbery happened at about 1:55 a.m. at a 7-11 at 145 N Spruce St., Colorado Springs Police said in an incident report. The second robbery happened at about 2:20 a.m. at a 7-11 store at 2407 N. Union Blvd.
Witnesses told police a man wearing a black mask, black jacket and blue jeans entered the stores carrying a sword. The armed robber took an undisclosed amount of cash and fled on foot from both stores, police said.
Officers searched the area but didn’t find the robber or the weapon, which was described as a “Batleth.”
Oh no!! Who will stand against the Intergalactic Brotherhod of Crime? Let the call go out for Dark Hard Thunder Man!
Notice that this spike in Klingon related criminal activity happened just as President Obama was sworn into office!
Clearly, the Klingon Empire is filled with Hope for Change!
True, the Klingon attacks rose sharply after Obama was sworn in!
This made me laugh out loud. I know it’s not funny for the victims but it made me laugh anyway.
Klingons are tough, after all.