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Assud, The Jew Eating Hamas Bunny, dies

That’s some culture they have over there, huh?

Ghoulish.  Depraved.  Disturbing.

Well, if you guessed the spicer parts of Senator Larry Craig’s [R] private diary, you would probably be right!

But no – this is even more bone chilling.  Friends know that a couple of years ago, I took a special interest in Farfour, the Hamas mouse who waged his own personal war against the Zionist oppressors in Hamas’s children’s programming, ‘The Pioneers of Tomorrow!’

Sadly, Farfour’s life ended violently when he refused to sell Palestinian land to a nice, dark-skinned Jewish man, who punished him by beating him senseless, as the child host of the show looked on.

I was a fan of Farfour.  I particularly like his strong stand in the final moments of his life, defying the Zionist oppressor.  Now, that’s crackerjack children’s programming, folks!

Farfour was replaced by Nahoul, the nutty Islamic bumblebee.  Look on as Nahour vows revenge against the Jews for martyring Farfour.

Assud the Jew-Eating Rabbit took over when Nahoul finally expired.  Here’s a glimpse of the demise of Nahoul and Assud’s origin tale!  I particularly like when Assud exclaims that he is worried that Nahoul decided to take a walk at night, and after all, “Who goes out at night?”  Even a broken clock is right twice a day, True Believers!

Assud left no stone unturned in his one-rabbit war against those who dare offend Islam!  Take for example his vow to destroy the Danes following their publication of cartoons that Assud found unseemly and blasphemous!

Now I am getting reports that the recent IDF bombings of Gaza has taken the life of poor Assud.  I don’t have the video yet, but I do have a still photo of the broadcast, courtesy of our friends at MemriTV.org.

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Kids these days!  Sure to be Islamic activists when they grow up!  Just don’t be within the blast radius of these child ‘activists’ when one of them chooses to ‘activate!’

It’s amazing that these whackjobs have so many liberal apologists in the West.  There is simply no excuse for anyone to be that dull witted, outside of a strange pathology on their part.  Wake up, libs – stop making excuses for these nuts and see things how they really are, if you can!

Hat tip to the excellent MemriTV.org and Little Green Footballs.

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  1. Thelma
    January 7th, 2009 at 21:58 | #1

    As Bill O’Reilly would say: Pinheads!

    I’m going to have nightmares tonight. I just can’t identify at all with these people.

    • January 8th, 2009 at 07:14 | #2

      It has always amused me that the so-called Palestinians, their Muslim-Arab friends, and worst of all their liberal apologists in the West, are so deeply offended by Israel ‘stealing’ the land in question to form their own country that they neglect to notice that a similar dynamic was at work in the creation of Pakistan.

      To me, these folks are very short on credibility. Many of these arguments can be used to criticize the formation of Pakistan, for example (a violent interlude that took over 1 million lives). One salient difference in that case is that Pakistan was formed as an Islamic nation, and it was the Muslims who did the ‘stealing’ of the land to form their own “”Land of the Pure,” or Holy Land.

      I don’t expect the average Third World Arab-Muslim to have the clarity to see that many of their criticisms of Israel in this situation apply to Pakistan, too. I do expect their apologists in the West to have that clarity, though. Sad, intellectually stunted excuses for people.

      But lets be fair – the white liberal of the West has strong self esteem, despite not being very knowledgeable about a whole lot.

  2. NWberry
    January 8th, 2009 at 22:17 | #3

    Oh, Dear God, I could hardly watch these horrible videos! God, please intercede in some way, they need Your help. Yes, I know, You gave us free will….thank You for that, thank You for birthing me in America, my Home Sweet Home!

    Is this where we are supposed to be kind and quote from the Holy Bible and say something like; “Forgive them for they know not what they do?”

    God help us all!

  3. January 9th, 2009 at 07:31 | #4

    Watch this moving tribute to Assud, the Jew-Eating Giant Muslim Rabbit.

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJORjsgUXgw

  4. Thelma
    January 14th, 2009 at 21:15 | #5

    What happened to him? Did Elmer J. Fudd make wabbit stew out of him? Allah willing. ;-P

    NWberry’s comment reminded me of my prayers to God to just take away our free will because, well, it ain’t working too well.

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