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Assud faces holy punishment for his sins

Assud is evidently tempted to sin by a child in a Halloween costume

Some more crackerjack childrens’ programming from the Mid East!  In this thrilling episode, Assud, The Giant Hamas Jew Eating Bunny, gets tempted into stealing from his human father, and he faces infinite justice for his sins!

Will he lose his paws?  One paw?  Maybe an ear?

I like how the child callers insist that his hands should be amputated for his sins!  That’s a righteous and holy bunch that the fine parents in the Mid-East are raising!

I also like how Assud pleads his case.  The rabbit makes a lot of sense, I suppose.  But it falls on deaf ears!  On to your fair punishment, Assud!

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  1. NWBerry
    January 31st, 2009 at 17:32 | #1

    Oh how this radical culture whines and begs when they get caught committing crime; up to that point anything goes. I’m wondering what the lesson is for the children in this one since as far as I could see the rabbit had all his parts left. Likely a female muslim child being brainwashed or whatever can only talk about it instead of making it happen. I guess the Big Daddy terrorists have to come along and do the chopping….and maybe “I” have missed the point; you can set me straight if so.

    • February 6th, 2009 at 08:15 | #2

      I think the point is that though Assud is sorry, and though he can just return the money and bear a reasonable, fitting punishment, his stealing dared to offend Islam! For that, he must face infinite justice! Allah Akbar!

  2. Thelma
    January 31st, 2009 at 21:01 | #3

    I notice that these are done in episodes which means that Assud should be minus some body part on the next episode. Nice children’s television programing. Teach them hate from early on.

    • February 6th, 2009 at 08:16 | #4

      Well, it’s just a kid’s tv show after all. Assud may lose a paw or an ear, but it will be back in the next episode!

  3. jaytee
    February 3rd, 2009 at 15:08 | #5

    Praise Be Upon the Prophet, and All That is Holy, In His Name! Assud must pay for his sin! He’ll get by with one paw just fine. The real question is, what part do we cut off for the sin he has committed, by doing this awful show?

    • February 6th, 2009 at 08:21 | #6

      I suppose we will have to seek out a devout Islamic holy man to devise a fitting, holy, and just punishment for his insolence and crimes!

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