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Cindy McCain for Miss Buffalo Chip at Sturgis?

August 5th, 2008 10 comments

I’m intrigued….

“Popps” McCain got quite the response from the motorcycle enthusiasts at Sturgis earlier today.  He took the opportunity to suggest that his bride Cindy enter the annual beauty contest that’s part of the show, a proposal that was enthusiastically welcomed by the bikers in attendance.

Well, turns out that the biker babes often compete in the contest topless, and sometimes bottomless, too!

Frankly I find the prospect appealing – Cindy is quite the fox, after all!  But this does raise the chilling spectre that Obama may enter his bride in the beauty contest, too.  It’s bad enough that he has to see her naked, why should we?

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Gwyneth Paltrow says vote from abroad, but….

August 5th, 2008 No comments

Riddle me this, Gwyneth…

Of, so if all your obnoxious looking friends in this ‘vote abroad’ commercial are in different spots all over the world (like they say they are) why is it that it looks like everyone’s clips were filmed in the same cheapass studio?

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Bob & Barry, sitting in a tree….

August 4th, 2008 6 comments

K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Yep, that world class mental giant, Bob ‘Yusef’ Herbert, was caught with his slip showing on ‘Morning Joe’ on MSNBC this morning.  At one point, he demands to know exactly why he thinks about large phallic symbols when he sees images of that hunky Barry Obama.  Using his own word, “POW!”

It must be seen to be believed.

Herbert is so delirious by his unbridled, runaway passions that he insists he sees The Washington Monument and the Leaning Tower of Pisa in the commercial.

Now, I know I am one of those Americanos who embarrasses Barry by going to places like Germany and not speaking German.  All I can manage is ‘Merci Beaucoup,’ which I admit doesn’t get you very far on the streets of Berlin!

But unlike world-class minds like Bob Herbert, even I know the difference between the Washington Monument & The Leaning Tower of Pisa, and The Victory Column in Berlin.

Yep, poor Bob misidentified The Victory Column for both The Washington Monument and the Leaning Tower of Pisa.  I particularly like the self satisfied look on Herbert’s face as he invites an incredulous Pat Buchanan to “run the ad again and take a look at it!”

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The Canadian Comedy Police are not amused

August 3rd, 2008 2 comments

The Canadian Comedy Police charge a comedian with ‘not being funny!’

It’s not breaking news but it just crossed the newsdesk at The SSC.  It seems that a pair of strong-self esteemed lesbians just couldn’t handle some jokes hurled their way that they decided to file a human rights complaint with Canadian bureaucrats.

And anyone who has been paying attention knows that the only thing with a poorer sense of humor than a bunch of government bureaucrats is a terminally outraged Mid-Eastern ‘Activist’ just a few seconds before he or she ‘activates’ that detonator and raises awareness to kingdom come!

Canada.com reports…

Comic faces human rights hearing in B.C. after lesbian jokes
David Wylie, Canwest News Service

A Canadian stand-up comedian will face a human rights tribunal hearing after a woman complained she and her friends faced a “tirade of homophobic and sexist comments” while attending one of his shows.

In a decision released this week, the B.C. Human Rights Tribunal ruled there is enough evidence to hear the case of Vancouver woman Lorna Pardy against Toronto comedian Guy Earle. Zesty’s Restaurant in Vancouver, where the May 22, 2007, show took place, was also named in the complaint. The restaurant has since closed.

Pardy could not be reached Wednesday for comment. However, the tribunal’s decision says she alleges she was discriminated against over her sex and sexual orientation when Earle made public comments “intended to humiliate her.” The ruling says Earle and Pardy “have very different versions of who was to blame for the incidents, how it came about and how it escalated.” There is also a dispute over what role alcohol played in the incident.

“Mr. Earle does, however, admit that he used comments which he now regrets,” says the tribunal. “Those admitted comments may go to establish discrimination.”

Reached Wednesday, Earle said he was the show’s MC when Pardy and two of her friends walked in, sat in the booth closest to the stage and began heckling him and other comics.

“Two of them started making out, flipping me the bird and saying I hated lesbians,” he said.

Earle was reluctant to repeat the remarks that led to the human rights complaint.

“Everybody wants to know what I said, and I invite people to come see me on stage because you can’t take it out of context. And that’s exactly what’s happened here.

“The reader or the listener or whatever has no feeling for the environment of the comedy show that is triple-X, edgiest-show-in-town, controversial and offensive, so when you walk in there you’re making an agreement to be a party to this controversial show.”

Earle said Pardy misconstrued some of his remarks and took others out of context.

“You just change one little verb and you take it out of context and all of a sudden it’s time for me to drink a glass of hemlock,” he said. “They were drunk, they were being jerks and I was very rude and visceral to them because, like I said, if you have a heckler, what you want to do is put them in their place by offending them, so I tried to hit them where it hurts and the only thing I had to key on was the fact that they were lesbians.

“I don’t care if they’re lesbians, heterosexuals, homosexuals or giraffes.”

Earle said the complaint is an attack on comedians’ right to perform.

“I would never have expected it would get escalated to a philosophical battle.”

He added it’s been more than 40 years since controversial U.S. comic Lenny Bruce was jailed for obscenity over his comic material – “and we’re still fighting the same battle. I know it’s a fight I can never win. But I’ve got to keep fighting.”

Earle is holding a benefit concert on July 19 in Toronto to raise money for his legal fees.

Here’s hoping that Don Rickles steers clear of The Great White North!

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About as ‘scary’ as an ill tempered stockbroker

August 3rd, 2008 No comments

Barry flatters himself, again

Leave it to the self important Golden Child, Barry Obama, to suggest that his critics don’t have much of a strategy beyond convincing the electorate that he is somehow a scary individual.

Seriously, Barry always comes across as a lightweight, not a very intimidating or scary man at all.  I suppose this is why many women like him so much – he is a shining example of a sissified, non-threatening male.  It’s probably what his bride Michelle sees in him, after all.  Say what you want about Michelle Obama, but she is far more masculine than Barack…

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“Auto Maintenence Tips” with Barack Obama

August 2nd, 2008 No comments

Obama can’t help but look silly

Well, besides being a master politician and legitimate contender for the next leader of the free world, Barack Obama took time from one of his recent self satisfied speeches to offer his audience some crackerjack auto maintenance tips!

Obama minimizes the benefits of new domestic oil drilling by stressing the importance of good auto maintenance.  He says we can achieve the same energy savings if we all inflate our tires properly and get regular tune-ups.

I suppose that despite his tippy-top intellectual training at Harvard Law School, Barry can’t grasp the concept that you can get a double benefit by both drilling and keeping your car well maintained.

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Critical Mass Cyclist Flattened by NYPD

July 30th, 2008 2 comments

I’m with the NYPD on this one

One of the nuisances of big-city living is the ubiquitous presence of bicyclists. Not content with simply obeying traffic rules, following traditional standards of courtesy, and getting their daily exercise by zipping around town, many bicyclists are bent on pushing the envelope.

It’s not enough that these characters are so obnoxious – shaving their legs to minimize wind resistance (as if that’s a big deal when rolling down 2nd Avenue), dressing like court jesters, sticking their derrieres out like the Fleet is in town, and giving dirty looks to drivers and pedestrians as they show little respect for traffic rules.

Enter Critical Mass, a grassroots event that started (where else) in San Francisco. Essentially, on the last Friday of every month, a bunch of bicyclists converge and make a mockery of traffic laws, for the purpose of raising awareness of the self importance of bicyclists.

A common practice is ‘corking,’ a bicyclist stopping the flow of traffic at an intersection so the Critical Massers can roll freely. I suppose to the simple minded this is all cute and defiant, but if there is an ambulance or other emergency vehicle 12 cars down, I am sure the passengers in that car don’t find it very cute or amusing.

So recently, this lawlessness was going on in NYC, and one of the NYPD had enough and body checked one of the court jesters to the ground. This is long overdue – they brazenly break the laws and create a public hazard. While some may see the video and find their sensibilities shocked, I’ll give the benefit of the doubt to the cop – that cyclist may have said something untoward or otherwise antagonized the police officer.

This reaction by law enforcement (and indeed, the law-abiding citizenry) is long overdue!

In solidarity with that NYPD officer (who has been benched pending an investigation), I say we each body check or otherwise attack an obnoxious bicyclist. If we each did it once a day, every day, many 1,000s of these assclowns would be shelved and they might develop a healthy fear of breaking the law.

Excelsior!

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Earmarks: The Alien Menace

July 29th, 2008 4 comments

Earmarks: The Alien Menace

The fine folks at Reason Magazine made this great video about some of Congress’s wasteful spending. It includes a special look at SETI, the long-time Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence project that hasn’t found any evidence of interplanetary communication signals since the late 1960s.

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Barack Obama’s Magical Banking Committee

July 24th, 2008 2 comments

Another day, another flub

Barry Obama never fails to disappoint. We all know that the so-called great orator is lost without a teleprompter, and is very prone to making verbal flubs. Frankly, it’s clear that the more the Golden Child talks, the more mistakes he makes. Looks to me that in many cases he genuinely doesn’t know what he is talking about. This doesn’t seem to bother his constituency, as it’s clearer every day that they simply iget impressed very easily.

So here is, uh, ah, Obama’s latest flub. He casually mentions the Senate Banking Committee, noting that it is “my committee.” Only one problem – he isn’t on the Senate Banking Committee! Not even one of the Banking sub-committees. What a weirdo.

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Obama mangles another sound bite

July 23rd, 2008 4 comments

It’s absolutely clear, alright…

Uh, ah, er, uh…..the eloquent Barry Obama is at it again. That crackerjack orator screwed up another sound bite, this time intoning that “Uh, Israel is strong friend of Israel’s.’  Thanks for the news flash, Einstein!

Dan Quayle was never this inept without a teleprompter.

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