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If only Teddy drove a VW…

August 30th, 2009 2 comments

Mad Men Get A Little Cheeky

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Special thanks to hellcat for sending this pic my way!

Burn in Hell, Fat Man

August 26th, 2009 2 comments

Remembering Mary Jo Kopechne

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You’ve Got To Be A Football Hero

August 22nd, 2009 2 comments

To get along with the beautiful girls!

One of my favorite old songs, and part of my shower singing repertoire!

And here’s to my favorite trio of football players, the famous Three Horsemen of Boulder Dam, from the short film Three Little Pigskins.

 Youve Got To Be A Football Hero

You’ve Got To Be A Football Hero

You’ve got to be a football hero,
To get along with the beautiful girls,
You’ve got to be a touchdown getter, you bet
If you want to get a baby to pet!

The fact that you are rich or handsome,
Won’t get you anything in curls,
You’ve got to be a football hero,
To get along with the beautiful girls!

America’s Culture of Blame

August 16th, 2009 4 comments

Tellin’ it like it is

My sister Sonja Schmidt takes us back to a time before America strayed from the principles of the Founding Fathers, a time before the culture of blame.

Living With The Infidels

August 14th, 2009 No comments

Holy War Has Never Been Funnier

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Living With The Infidels centers around a bumbling, Bradford-based terror cell.

Initially set on a path to martyrdom, Yorkshire’s jihadi warriors discover the West isn’t as bad as it? seems. Tempted by the likes of Man U, cable TV and ample Abi upstairs, what’s a man to do? Will they find Paradise in the arms of seventy-two virgins, or is Shangri-La closer to home, propped up at the bar in The Dog and Duck?

Episode One: Psycho Ali, the cells resident nutter, shows off the new device hes invented to? protect his manhood in the event of a suicide bomb.  Premieres Thursday, August 20th, 2009.

Their website is at LivingWithTheInfidels.com, and it ooks like it’s going to be worthwhile!  Be sure and visit their YouTube page and tune in!

Nancy Pelosi is not so rough on disruptors, after all

August 14th, 2009 1 comment

“I’m A Fan of Disruptors” in 2006

Nancy ‘Ma’ Pelosi is revealed to be an obnoxious fake once again.  Set the Wayback Machine to 2006…

Phony Liberal Exposed For Her Deceit

August 13th, 2009 6 comments

She’s not a doctor, but plays one at Town Hall Meetings

Leave it to some wide-eyed liberal doctor – who has been in general practice for four years – to get up at one of Rep Shelia Jackson Lee’s Town Hall Meetings and lob a softball question!

The problem is that our friends at the Patterico’s Pontifications blog did a little digging, and found out that the self-described ‘general practitioner’ has no medical degree and no medical practice.

The Lone Star Times dug deeper and revealed that, while Roxana Mayer isn’t a doctor, she certainly is a Barack Obama campaign volunteer.  The Lone Star Times managed to get this confession out of Mayer:

Our own David Jennings secured a phone interview, in which Mayer admitted to impersonating a physician, saying — get this — she thought it would help her credibility. (It didn’t.)

Patterico’s Pontifications managed to get this screen capture from The Houston Chronicle’s report of the event, capturing the moment when Mayer and Rep Lee evidently find true love.

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After some third-party fact checking and digging (it’s called journalism), The Houston Chronicle changed the caption and identified her as Roxana Mayer, sans “a pediatric primary care physician.”

Ann Margrock Tears The House Down

August 13th, 2009 4 comments

With a little help from her friends

Call me Curly, but I think this is a much better song than most of what passes for popular music in 2009.

Special Thanks to my pal, Broadway Joe, for passing along the video!

I Ain’t Gunna’ Be Your Fool

I ain’t going to be your fool no more
Cried and cried until my eyes are sore
Gave you all the love I had
Still you tried to treat me bad
I loves you but I ain’t gonna be your fool

I’m sick and tired of all your cheatin’ and lyin’
I’m gonna find myself a boy to keep my heart from cryin’
Then you will be so blue
A weepin’ and a moanin’ and a cryin’ too
I loves you but I ain’t gonna be your fool

Last night I thought about you
About things that we used to do
About the things that we used to say
But that was yesterday
I’m a gonna change my ways
Now it’s my turn to play
Gonna find me somebody new
A-take-a-place-a-you now

I ain’t going to be your fool no more
Cried and cried until my eyes are sore
I gave you all the love I had
Still you tried to treat me bad
I loves you but I ain’t going to be your fool

You’re going to find out just what you’re done wrong
You’re going to wake up in the morning baby I’ll be gone
Each and every day of the week
I can’t eat my dinner and I can’t sleep
I loves you but I ain’t going to be your fool
I loves you but I ain’t gonna be your fool
I loves you but I ain’t gonna be your fool

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Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee [D] Is Clueless

August 12th, 2009 4 comments

But we already knew that

Watch in amazement as liberal Democrat warrior Sheila Jackson Lee talks on her cell phone during a town hall meeting, as a young woman tells her story of surviving cancer.

It’s really time to clean The House of these jackasses.

Don ‘No Soul’ Simmons: Blame it on the Bossa Nova

August 11th, 2009 2 comments

Don ‘No Soul’ Simmons Forever!

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