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Now and then some really unusual stuff from around the globe crosses my desk here at the world headquarters of The Silver State Chronicles. Well, this time, a tv commercial from halfway around the world has caught my attention. It’s for a product McDonalds markets as ‘The Tomato McGrand.’
I can’t decide if the ad is sexy or creepy. Or maybe it’s sexy-creepy. Or maybe it’s creepy-sexy?
While whoever posted it on YouTube felt that this was a video of Ronald McDonald’s daughter, I tend to think she is a cheap floozie who comes by the McDonalds’ home when Mrs McD goes away for the weekend to visit her mother. Good for Ronald, I suppose! Always gotta keep an eye on those sly old dogs in clown makeup!
I also have to say I nearly fell out of my chair at the 15-16 second mark. Holy Baloney! Is McDonald’s gearing up to market the ‘McCamel Toe Royale?’
In any event, a creepy-sexy, or sexy-creepy, redhead and a catchy tune tend to be the start of something big! At least, that’s the way it’s always worked out in my life…
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Creepy is it. She looks too much like that woman you were with when we bumped into you at the Wild Bunch when it was playing near Lincoln Center.
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She could always hook up with the creepy not-so-sexy Burger King if it doesn’t work out with McD.
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Andy in the E,
Yes it does, right down to her red hair, her George Romero inspired pallor, her overuse of eye makeup, and her extra-full lips. Same basic body type, too.
This commercial was forwarded to me by another friend just because of the similarities, so I had to share! Thanks for noticing!
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Thelma,
What a strange corporate merger/child they would produce, huh?
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Eeeowe, please do not allow this ….well, whatever to procreate anything, that could start another political party Of “Sexually Creepy” people.
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I suppose you people prefer the hot teacher from the notorious Hardee’s Flat Buns commercial! Ms. McD is more demure than that! Is she creepy? Nah, just clown-sexy. Super size me, baby!
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NWVeryBerry,
McDonald’s will never be the same again!
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Jaytee,
I agree - she has a definite allure! It’s just that I find that allure strangely unsettling!
That being said, I’m ready for my Happy Meal!
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